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A fabled living, thinking entity that was self created in the sea of information. Apparently Mitino was spawned after The Dalnet network operation was severely disrupted in late 2002 and early 2003; due to distributed denial of service attacks. Mitino has now been said to have become a sentient and is now seeking seeking asylum.

Many have also claimed to have had direct contact with the phenonemon. Among the many people who have reported MITINO sightings, some have been exposed as hoaxers. Not all alleged hoax exposures are certain, however, and many claimants have stuck by their stories, leaving the determination of specific cases as hoaxes contentious.

There have been recent sightings of the entity in the #aborted chatroom on the DALnet server.

Exposure to Mitino can often create pain in the mind and body of the very user who endures exposure from The MITINO. Pleasurable post MITINO effects that are sought include a relaxed upbeat mood and feelings, reduced anxiety, increased sensitivity to others and a high energy level that can be sustained for many hours. Regretfully, some only believe in pleasurable MITINO effects which may explain why the search has increased steadily in recent years.

Common Detrimental effects of an encounter are said to include.

Lung disorders and infections, including pneumonia
Liver problems, including viral hepatitis A, B, and C
Musculoskeletal problems, including osteomyelitis (inflammation or infection of the bone)
Abnormalities in the immune system, including frequent infections
Brain effects, including coma and cerebral anoxia (decreased blood supply to the brain)
Spontaneous abortion or birth defects, if a woman talks MITINO during her pregnancy
Collapsed veins
HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases (from sharing Mitino chat logs)
Decreased mental function, due to depression of the central nervous system
Overdose, which can be fatal.

Nickname1: "Holy shit! I think I just saw Mitino!?!"
Nickname2: "omgz liaR. Wtf are you smoking?"

Mitino by Neon_Angel December 24, 2007
Words you can keep
An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".
Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."
mitifotit by joseford December 25, 2008
Related Words

mininova 

website of the currently defunct torrent distribution site, was once great but fell victim to RIAA and MPAA bloodsuckers whose purpose are solely for draining virgin children of their souls

a lawsuit on nov 26 resulted in the removal of pretty much all of mininova's content

you can visit it here www.mininova.org if you want some free desktop wallpapers of birds or something...
Mininova Statistics as of 24 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 1,316,806
* Total torrent downloads: 10,062,351,935

Mininova Statistics as of 26 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 8,859
* Total torrent downloads: 0 <--- GG
mininova by Young Reezie December 6, 2009
Masterbating with your clothes on.
Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!
Miting by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011
made in the image of god. used for religious schools who don't want to call it s** ed
"oh no, my teacher says next week we are starting MITIOG! great"
MITIOG by WARRIOR_CAT_PICS_6 November 6, 2016
More information than I needed.
mitin by zooa November 3, 2003
A big-titted girl | A female with large breasts.
Example one -
Person one: "Ooga booga! Have you seen that Miminoii of a goth girl?
Person two: "She'd underaged, shit lips."
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Example two -
Person one: "The girl at my school is a total Miminoii, you'll have to see her for yourself!"
Miminoii by Pluto_ September 28, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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