Mitino 

A fabled living, thinking entity that was self created in the sea of information. Apparently Mitino was spawned after The Dalnet network operation was severely disrupted in late 2002 and early 2003; due to distributed denial of service attacks. Mitino has now been said to have become a sentient and is now seeking seeking asylum.

Many have also claimed to have had direct contact with the phenonemon. Among the many people who have reported MITINO sightings, some have been exposed as hoaxers. Not all alleged hoax exposures are certain, however, and many claimants have stuck by their stories, leaving the determination of specific cases as hoaxes contentious.

There have been recent sightings of the entity in the #aborted chatroom on the DALnet server.

Exposure to Mitino can often create pain in the mind and body of the very user who endures exposure from The MITINO. Pleasurable post MITINO effects that are sought include a relaxed upbeat mood and feelings, reduced anxiety, increased sensitivity to others and a high energy level that can be sustained for many hours. Regretfully, some only believe in pleasurable MITINO effects which may explain why the search has increased steadily in recent years.

Common Detrimental effects of an encounter are said to include.

Lung disorders and infections, including pneumonia
Liver problems, including viral hepatitis A, B, and C
Musculoskeletal problems, including osteomyelitis (inflammation or infection of the bone)
Abnormalities in the immune system, including frequent infections
Brain effects, including coma and cerebral anoxia (decreased blood supply to the brain)
Spontaneous abortion or birth defects, if a woman talks MITINO during her pregnancy
Collapsed veins
HIV/AIDS and other infectious diseases (from sharing Mitino chat logs)
Decreased mental function, due to depression of the central nervous system
Overdose, which can be fatal.

Nickname1: "Holy shit! I think I just saw Mitino!?!"
Nickname2: "omgz liaR. Wtf are you smoking?"

Mitino by Neon_Angel December 24, 2007

mitifotit

An acronym used by Australian writer Jack Heath and now taken up by numerous bloggers, meaning "Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today".

Person 1: "Dude, you see the mitifotit I posted on my blog the other day?"
Person 2: "Man, no-one reads your blog."
Person 1: "Well, it was totally bitchin. I found this great flash game where-"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up."

mitifotit by joseford December 25, 2008

mininova 

website of the currently defunct torrent distribution site, was once great but fell victim to RIAA and MPAA bloodsuckers whose purpose are solely for draining virgin children of their souls

a lawsuit on nov 26 resulted in the removal of pretty much all of mininova's content

you can visit it here www.mininova.org if you want some free desktop wallpapers of birds or something...

Mininova Statistics as of 24 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 1,316,806
* Total torrent downloads: 10,062,351,935

Mininova Statistics as of 26 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 8,859
* Total torrent downloads: 0 <--- GG

mininova by Young Reezie December 6, 2009

Miting 

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

Miting by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

MITIOG

made in the image of god. used for religious schools who don't want to call it s** ed

"oh no, my teacher says next week we are starting MITIOG! great"

MITIOG by WARRIOR_CAT_PICS_6 November 6, 2016

mitin 

More information than I needed.

mitin by zooa November 3, 2003

Miminoii

A big-titted girl | A female with large breasts.

Example one -
Person one: "Ooga booga! Have you seen that Miminoii of a goth girl?
Person two: "She'd underaged, shit lips."
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Example two -
Person one: "The girl at my school is a total Miminoii, you'll have to see her for yourself!"

Miminoii by Pluto_ September 28, 2019