misstance
misstance by Bookwriter July 11, 2020
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misstatement
a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.
Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.
misstatement by unsaneroot March 25, 2008
Related Words
misstance • Miss Cancel • Missane • Disstance • miscancelatious • misstake • misstatement • MisSTINKen Identity • MisttAce • mittance
mittance
A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.
mittance by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012
Disstance
Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"
Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"
Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"
Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"
Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"
Disstance by James Kelly Williamson July 1, 2010
Social pisstance
Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020
misstache
misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007
misstache
misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009
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