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misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.
Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.
misstatement by unsaneroot March 25, 2008

mittance 

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.
Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.
mittance by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012
Disstance is the space provided when someone is dissing someone else.
Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"

Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"

Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020
Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!
misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007
A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.
"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"
misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009