misstance

When two couples having a long distant relationship miss each other terribly

You are so far away from me and my misstance for you is unlimited

by Bookwriter July 11, 2020

misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.

Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.

by unsaneroot March 25, 2008

mittance

A sum of money that would be significant to a normal person (i.e. $10,000), but that is a pittance to Mitt Romney.

Here in Iowa $10,000 is a lot of dough, but to Romney it was just a mittance.

by ashburyclowden January 21, 2012

Disstance

Disstance is the space provided when someone is dissing someone else.

Lucious: "Girl, you betta give me some space, all up in my face like dat!"

Wreck: "I'm'onna tell you what!!! I'm gonna give you some disstance and lay yo brass low. You gonna be playin another tune when I'm through wid chu!!! YEAHHH!!!"

Lucious: "Don't chu give me no YEAHSSS!!!"

by James Kelly Williamson July 1, 2010

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

by smoked salmon July 22, 2009