All minards have beards
by YournameisTwat August 7, 2025

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

There's a man who supposedly tried being a janitor and lived somewhere in Gotham Maine, who's specialty was he's foul lizard smell of being named anal prob nelson by some
by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

It is a saying used for reverse language bible cultism through hyderoding like the stories you here about the left eye club, and swallowing the serpent,
Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one
Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one
I'm the law they say means to swallow my precum, well if your dick touches your ass have your ass swallow it in stead if the answer no it can't reach then there's your answer.
by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025

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