missedunderstand 

When someone loses track of a conversation due to absence.

*Fred walks in*
Fred: Hey Frank, what are you talking about?
Frank: Nothing, you'll just missedunderstand.

missedunderstand by Sora8745 April 18, 2010

Missunderstanding 

When a woman rejects information (especially from a man) based on the tone in which it is delivered. Related to mansplaining.

Let's get our egos out of the way of sharing accurate information: I'll stop mansplaining if you stop missunderstanding.

Even if what you're saying is correct, I'm still entitled to my missunderstanding.

Missunderstanding by BLA2023 February 20, 2023

Misslunderstand

Pronunciation: (mis-lun-der-stand)

1. To misunderstand a concept to such an unbelievably inept degree that it can only be explained by an unfathomable level of stupidity or an unprecedented level of wilful ignorance.

2. To misunderstand a concept so completely, or pretend to in such an egregious manner, that it is pitiful and/or hilarious for anyone listening to you talk about it, (except those who have the same misslunderstanding).

Named after Chuck Missler for his attempt to disprove the Theory of Evolution with a jar of peanut butter.

1. In his peanut butter video, Chuck Missler demonstrates a complete misslunderstanding of evolutionary theory.

2. Kent Hovind would not be in jail right now if he did not misslunderstand US tax law. When he was in court, he professed such a blatant misslunderstanding of the charges against him that the judge was forced to question his ability to comprehend the English language.

Misslunderstand by IRON MAN Australia June 10, 2007

Misslunderstanding 

See misslunderstand.

Misslunderstand, misslunderstanding, misslunderstandard.

Misslunderstanding by IRON MAN Australia June 10, 2007

Misslunderstandard 

A level of misslunderstanding that one must attain before being able to accept a particular irrational belief, set of beliefs, and/or become part of a group for which the aforementioned is a requirement.

See misslunderstand.

You must reach a higher misslunderstandard to be a Scientologist than you do for most other religions.

Misslunderstandard by IRON MAN Australia June 10, 2007

Missunderstand 

A corollary to mansplain, to missunderstand is to ignore information based on the condescending tone of the explainer. While a missunderstanding sometimes results in a missed opportunity for a greater understanding, it is also a partially justified skepticism, since mansplainers are frequently overconfident in their beliefs. Just as mansplaining is now more broadly understood to not exclusively apply to men “splaining” to women, men can also missunderstand.

If you would stop mansplaining for a minute and talk to me like an intelligent adult, I would not be be in a better position to not missunderstand your valid points (assuming there are any).

Missunderstand by BLA2023 February 22, 2023

Missunderstandings

A missunderstanding happens when a girl or unmarried woman (a miss) understands what a male is saying as mansplaining when they are simply being a person freely speaking.

Hey, you are missunderstanding what I'm saying.
I'm only voicing my opinion, take it or leave it, no need to reduce me to such absurdity.

Missunderstandings done by calling me a mansplainer is only polarizing.

Missunderstandings by Eloy T February 9, 2021