miso horny 

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

miso horny by wavyg July 21, 2014

miso-horny soup 

A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.

When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.

Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.

miso-horny soup by whimzzical June 28, 2010

Mesohornyoma 

A severe and deadly case of being extremely horny.

I don't have mesothelioma but I have a terminal case of mesohornyoma.

Mesohornyoma by MrVoteLibertarian July 31, 2013