misdirectomy 

Accidentally sticking it in the butt instead of the vagina

Jon was on top of Kelsie when she said OUCH! Jon quickly appologized saying "sorry for the misdirectomy"

misdirectomy by JonRulZ October 26, 2010

misterectomy 

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

misterectomy by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

Misterectomy 

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.

The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!

Misterectomy by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011

misdirectorshiptation 

The act of misdirecting

Wayne Hills Marching Band is, by no means, under the misdirectorshiptation of Mr. Paterno. In contrast, it is under the directorshiptation of him.

misdirectorshiptation by another dutiful one May 25, 2003

misterectomy 

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

misterectomy by bensgirly August 22, 2011