misdirectomy

Accidentally sticking it in the butt instead of the vagina

Jon was on top of Kelsie when she said OUCH! Jon quickly appologized saying "sorry for the misdirectomy"

misdirectomy by JonRulZ October 26, 2010

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misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

misterectomy by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

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Misterectomy

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.

The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!

Misterectomy by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011

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misdirectorshiptation

The act of misdirecting

Wayne Hills Marching Band is, by no means, under the misdirectorshiptation of Mr. Paterno. In contrast, it is under the directorshiptation of him.

misdirectorshiptation by another dutiful one May 25, 2003

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misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

misterectomy by bensgirly August 22, 2011

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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