Located in dubai, it is an area that was meant to be for families and friends to chill in coffee shops, restaurants, and do some light shopping. In reality though, it is a place where chammaks thrive, and the word uptown has become synonymous with the word chammak; dokha is smoked there, alcohol is drank in the park “secretly”, glue is huffed from mountain dew bottles, EC is huffed from old T-Shirts, and chammaks use this place as a meeting spot, hangout spot, and of course, and fighting ring. The security doesn’t do shit and only chases you for riding a bike inside; but they don’t give a shit if you kill someone so that’s why chammaks love it.

Chammak 1: Hey bro are you going to the blackout party tonight?

Chammak 2: Yeah man let’s go together though, you wanna take a cab together?

Chammak 1: Hell yea yabbi, let’s meet at the uptown mirdif taxi line and take a cab and run away from paying the fare when we get to jumeira.

Chammak 2: You read my mind yakhi.

Uptown Mirdif by UptownDokha July 5, 2019

mirder

When someone tries to say "murder" but messes up the spelling resulting in said person looking like an idiot.

"IM GOING TO MIRDER YOU"

"Ha nice grammar lol"

mirder by Yellow fag May 29, 2017

mirdita

Someone cool, someone naturaly good at everything he or she does. Also known as a savage. a person that totaly owns fags that talk shit about them behind their back.

Omg that guys so cool he must be a mirdita

mirdita by Snooginz March 3, 2008

Mirder

Murder but fancy and not illegal

ALSO NOT REAL

Nobody:
Cat: IMMA MIRDER YOU

Mirder by T-T <3 December 7, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026