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mirdatasking 

Engaging in multiple useless diversions at the same time. Sometimes it may be accompanied by one important task, but that usually gets the least amount of attention from the mirdatasker.

This is a direct result of the younger generation's short attention span and addiction to technology. Mirdatask at your own risk.
Jake: "Oh my gosh, why does Nick always have to play Total War, watch Hulu, and write an essay while Game of Thrones is on? This show seriously complicated even if you pay attention."

Alfonso: "He's just mirdatasking."

Me: "What a jabroni."

Nick: "Hey guys, who's the dwarf dude again?"
mirdatasking by neumsicle August 21, 2012
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

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"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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