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Vesti user with one of the largest proven penises. The only user to prove to have a larger one was fake_user1 about 1 year prior to the mirch incident, although he did not gain as much fame.
Damn, you hung like a mirch!
mirch by Joe Bendango December 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

March 22nd, 2013 

The day the band My Chemical Romance broke up, a solemn day observed by emos worldwide.
March 22nd, 2013, is the day the music died for emos worldwide.

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

12th March 

This day is for the best people in the world cause they were born on this day lemme just remind you we are soo cool and we actually are kind. You can also get them in a relationship
Person 1:Hey look isn’t there birthday on The 12th March

Person2:Oh yeah, they must be amazing let’s be there friend and make sure there aren’t single
12th March by Mazzagmyg October 22, 2019
Only a very small number of people are born on this day. If you are, we'll you are very special. Those born on this day are usually fierce by nature but soft at heart. They seek justice and independence, always, and I mean always, standing up for others or oneself until they win the case. They hardly ever give up so don't bitch around with them. Also being recognised as the more silent one, they don't live to trust. They are very wary of the people around them. If you are not of type, you would be crashed hard. Those born on this day have a very unique personality which makes them very special because they are very different from others and are born as leaders. Their decision making is one of a kind as their gut feeling is probably one of the strongest of all birthdays. However, these people are introverts and never do share their secrets no matter how much of probing.
March 31 by Person038 October 25, 2019

March 22nd 2013 

THE DAY MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. MCR BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT. THE ONLY BAD THING GERARD WAY HAS EVER DONE
Man, it's been three years since March 22nd 2013, feels like ten

March 19th 

a mf legend was born on March 19th
Joe: what happened on March 19th

Harry: a mf legend was born
Joe: oh yeah
March 19th by a mf legend October 15, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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