miralaxing

The state of complete relief after taking an effective yet gentle laxative and stool softener (combined.)

Jesus, I can barely crap when I travel but I definitely can't crap with you creeping around the hotel room. Can you just go to the complimentary continental breakfast so i can start miralaxing?

miralaxing by rumtopf February 21, 2011

Moralating 

When a self-righteous person tears into you with their accusation of lesser morals because you have a different opinion.

"Did you hear her moralating him? Man, he got ripped!"

Moralating by Moxygyrl September 8, 2020