miracle whips
"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."
-Kanye West
-Kanye West
miracle whips by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004
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miracle whips
It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
miracle whips by David S. Rose March 3, 2007
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Miracle Whip
The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Miracle Whip by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009
Miracle Whipped
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
Miracle Whipped by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010
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