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What a menace of a person does to you when you get completely sauced during any activity.
Jamey got absolutely miracle whipped by Maya during the soccer game.
by Megachulo brosefski October 20, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
by Death Threat Puppy April 27, 2010
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When your boss is really tough on you.
How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.
by The Druglord January 29, 2019
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