minuture

Or "minuteure" --- with either spelling, it refers to how "small" an amount of time dat a period of sixty seconds seems if you're in a hurry and/or could really use additional clock-ticks to think, recover from a physical/emotional shock, complete whatever you're doing, etc.

Waiting for da glue to set on da MINIATURE dat you just assembled will actually make every MINUTE feel like it's a lot LONGER than it actually is --- no problems with "minutures" in DAT setting. :P

minuture by QuacksO July 23, 2026

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Minutres

Spanglish word meaning three minutes.

It took her minutres to pull her pants up over her thighs.

Minutres by Mary Joo Ana October 18, 2009

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minuture • miniture mara • Minture • Minutres

miniture mara

longer version of mini mara

oh look its miniture mara

miniture mara by jas567 October 29, 2020

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Minture

Used as a substitute for "minute", one of the units of measurement for time.

I'm sitting here at the bleachers by myself because what's her face ditched me last minture.

Minture by Miguilante June 25, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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