A regional high school where all the boys are pro athletes/ fuck boys. All of the girls dress exactly the same, so that you can't tell one basic bitch from the other. All of the potheads are either slimy or homosexual. The other 19% of the school are hicks from deep Hamden. All in all they're one the same because they all have an abundance of money to complain about.
When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.