When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012
Get the MinnesHota mug.An act first performed by the Mdewakanton Sioux of Prior Lake, Minnesota, it is a complicated and highly dangerous sexual act/exotic dance ritual/rite of passage for young Native American men once they turn 18. First, the person coats their testicles in a flammable petroleum jelly. Then the tribal elder lights a torch and brings the torch to the coated testicles and lights it. Then the young man must find and wrangle a moose and ride it into a frozen lake. Once the fire is out he must perform a highly erotic and complicated dance, which involves going up to a young woman and hitting her with his scrotum Once this is complete, he becomes a man.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about Charlie Moose Horn? He was performing his Minnesota Icy Hot and he accidentally died!
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
Guy 2: I guess that's what happens when you put Vaseline on your balls and try to ride a moose into a lake...
Guy 1: Native Americans are weird...
by xXxXXxxSharryIsHotXxXxx May 23, 2016
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60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
Minnesotans may be called hicks, they may be in the middle of nowhere, but they are tougher than hell! (see: 500 below zero)
by starslugger09 December 12, 2008
Get the Minnesota mug.The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.
The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.
by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006
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Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".
as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube
Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!
by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008
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Get the minnesota ball slap mug.Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.
Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."
Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."
*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.
Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"
Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."
*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.
Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"
by princess lila July 4, 2016
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