ministrix 

Specifies when a Minister is female.

For example:

"Baptist Church Embraces Its First Ministrix," or the ever-popular "Ministrix of Information."

ministrix by jennyville June 21, 2006

décolletage ministry 

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

décolletage ministry by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Ministry of truth 

Something that existed under Stalin and was discussed in George Orwell's 1984.

The disinformation governance board is supposed to behave like the ministry of truth. You should be concerned, very concerned.

Ministry of truth by Uncle Dimma May 2, 2022

minestrike

A knock off version of Counter-Strike global offensive on a popular Minecraft server call Mineplex. Minestrike Is just like csgo but it is for 6 year olds who lack parent supervision or for try-hards who are too lazy to accully get csgo. The league in Minestrike called the Minestrike Competitive League or know as the MSCL is like a cult of try-hards with no life or friends and join try-hard teams with try-hard names like Final Spark or Dissension. The MSCL is also like communism were if you talk shit about the owner you will get blacklisted. Blacklisted means you are temporally banned from playing in any Competitive matches. There are even referees in this cult and it is fairly organized for a bunch sad losers who have nothing better to do.

Minestrike is a very competitive game and requires lots of skill, no life, and no friends. If you are interested in Minestrike I would just buy CSGO it is a much better game and you might even make friends (unlike Minestrike Players). So pick up your mouse and keyboard, put on some pants and game on.

8lives - Want to play some Minestrike
Momeet- No I'm going to go play CSGO

minestrike by Momeet January 4, 2017

Ministry 

Highly influential Industrial Metal act, with the core members being Al Jourgenson and Paul Barker. During the early 80's, it was just Al, and he was ripping off bands like Depeche Mode. Around 1986, though, he decided to go for a darker synth style. Then Barker joined and the rest as they say is history. Very active during the '80s and early '90s, but then they took a break. Recently Barker has left the band, but Jourgenson backed by a new band, is making music more frequently again. Their lyrics often attack politicians and religious fanatics.

Ministry's best albums are The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste, Filth Pig, and Psalm 69.

Ministry by Brian Belmont February 17, 2005

Ministainer 

The combination of a minister and an entertainer. Used by Joey Tribiani from "Friends". Assumed to be a minister at a wedding who also cracks jokes and does magic tricks.

Joey: "I'm a minister! I'm an entertainer! I'm a ministainer!"

Ministainer by makalive45 July 17, 2009

ministrations 

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

ministrations by The Was-Man November 25, 2020