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An economic currency value equal to what the current minimum wage per hour is where you live. One Minimo is what someone what no skills, experience, or education get paid for one hour labor. So naturally jobs that require a certain degree of skill, experience, or a certain level of education get paid a lot more than one Minimo. For example a Doctor with a PHD, internship experience, and the state licensing required will expect at least ten Mimimos per hour.

The Minimo can also be used as an economic measuring stick to compare the value of things. For example, in 1969 my parents bought a house for $20,900 when the Mimimo was $1.30. It would take 16,076.92 Minimos to purchase that property. Now the house is worth $350,000 and the Minimo is now $13. This means it would take 26,923.08 Minimos to buy that same house.

The value of workers paychecks is diminished when their income level does not keep up with increments in Minimos. Let’s say for example you started a job ten years ago when the minimum wage was $7.25 an hour for two Minimos per hour. Over the last ten years you got only 12% in pay increments which is below the inflation rate. Then somebody decides that forcing employers to pay $15 an hour will make things affordable so they raise the income of pimply faces teenage stoners. Now you are barely making one Minimo. That same worker now needs to make $30 an hour to have the same place in the economy. Otherwise, they might as well be sacking groceries at Publix.
My cheap ass employer won't give me raise as the Minimo approaches $15 to $30 or I will be making only one Minimo.
Minimo by Taekwondoka January 4, 2022
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A ship name for cravity jungmo and minhee. Two visuals with a strong chemistry and one of the most popular ship in the group
I bet we would not get a minimo interaction for another half year

minimo so handsome they're so sweet
minimo by Meanimekiss June 9, 2021
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A pure bread minimo’s natural habitat is in its bed hibernating in Simi Valley, California. A minimo can be vicious at time but is usually a tame creature. When given mass quantity THC the minimo has been known to bite and wear pantyhose.
The minimo wears the pantyhose
Minimo by Mrtandme February 27, 2021

Sean Minimo 

Sean Minimo by Renoah March 19, 2021

Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minilongdong 

premature megalongdong

if you want to know what a megalongdong is, search it up in the urban dictionary
that minilongdong ain’t long enough
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