Assault or abuse a person's mind so hard that it becomes molestation of the mind.
To annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent to one's mind.
Bro, did you see the mindmolest I put on that kid?
That was the sickest minmolestation I have ever witnessed, it was as if you were his 47 year old uncle touching his brain's tiny wee-wee.
Dude, that test was so hard I was totally mindmolested.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'