mingivitus

Swollen and painful minge. Can be due to sexfection or violent rubbing.

"Doctor, my flange is kiling me, I think I have got mingivitus"

by pixie tits January 27, 2006

mingeritus

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.

Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!

by JH'82 June 21, 2007

Mingeivitis

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.

I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Mingivitis

The rot that is evident upon ones teeth after "eating" too much rancid minge! Often a lesbian phenomenom. Guys probably WISH they had it!

Ewww - she been eating fouldog snatch - check out the mingivitis on her teeth, dude!

by adsnshan October 2, 2006

Mingalitus

When a Mangolian woman's vagina is sewed shut because she's infected.

She got mingalitus after her first intercourse with a monkey.

by Maghelle October 4, 2008

Mangivitis

The only disease men with manginas can get. It is a form of Herps that causes Bieber Fever making you to listen to justin bieber. It also causes mood swings when you have a "special" day.

Dude1: I think i have mangivitis.
Dude2: What make you think that?
Dude1: I seem to like justin bieber now.

by Bionicleking September 30, 2011