mingered

That feeling when someone accidentally punches you in the dick

Last night, me and Jermaine were playing nerf wars and then he got too close and absolutely mingered me

by B4U banter strate to ur laptop June 11, 2018

Mingerdom

The state of being a minger.

Example 1; "That woman is minging, she is in a constant state of mingerdom".

Example 2; "That person is physically attracted to a fence, they should study the correlation between mingerdom and being sexually attracted to inanimate objects"

by SassySquish June 26, 2022

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

Mingerey

To hurt's one's delicate nether regions.

"Damn Coral, I got a Mingerey this morning whilst cycling"

by CyclingProblems January 14, 2013

mingerdumper

someone who dumps a really ugly ugly moll,

That guy is a mingerdumper.

by joe September 3, 2003

Flu-mongered

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.

"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."

by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

mingerese

referring to a woman that is extremely ugly

shes not chinese, shes mingerese

by nowthenchico November 14, 2006