Mingerdom

The state of being a minger.

Example 1; "That woman is minging, she is in a constant state of mingerdom".

Example 2; "That person is physically attracted to a fence, they should study the correlation between mingerdom and being sexually attracted to inanimate objects"

by SassySquish June 26, 2022

Gingerdom

The cultural state and grouping of ginger-headed folk, which unites all gingers to a central, secret ginger code and may only be truly known if one has pure gingerness in their very soul.

The winner of the potato eating contest was the most shillelagh-swinginginest, fire-crotchiest ginger in all gingerdom.

by Chaun9595 November 30, 2011

mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

mingerdumper

someone who dumps a really ugly ugly moll,

That guy is a mingerdumper.

by joe September 3, 2003

mingerola

the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.

"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

mingewomble

Female version of a cockwomble

She is a right mingewomble

by Hotbitch84 May 19, 2017