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Flu-mongered 

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
Flu-mongered by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

Sheep Mongerer 

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.
<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

Twitter mongerer 

Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter
"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"

Whore Mongerer 

One who mongers whores, a pimp.
To be stalked, pestered, harangued and then ultimately forced into consuming excessive alcohol, leading to sickness or unconsciousness.
We went out for a quiet night, we lost Andy, found him passed out in toilet, it had been been decorated, I think he'd been mogered.
mogered by Meatball Penis December 16, 2016

trash mongerer 

Someone who is trash and walks the way a raccoon does after rummaging through your trash. Someone being gross and is an unflattering drunk. Bangs a lot of dudes.
Anja and Danielle are straight trash mongerers because they bop around and bang dudes.
trash mongerer by trashmong101 June 18, 2018