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Mongered 

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat
Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered
Mongered by rafe May 2, 2013
Words you can keep

Flu-mongered 

When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
Flu-mongered by Dick Syn-Yuhraz March 13, 2020

Sheep Mongerer 

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.
<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!
Sheep Mongerer by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

Twitter mongerer 

Someone who stirs up hatred or gossip on Twitter
"I can't believe seasoning chan said breathing sucks, she should be canceled for offending mermaids"
"stop being a Twitter mongerer"

Whore Mongerer 

One who mongers whores, a pimp.
Joesph Stalin is Not a whore mongerer.
To be stalked, pestered, harangued and then ultimately forced into consuming excessive alcohol, leading to sickness or unconsciousness.
We went out for a quiet night, we lost Andy, found him passed out in toilet, it had been been decorated, I think he'd been mogered.
mogered by Meatball Penis December 16, 2016

trash mongerer 

Someone who is trash and walks the way a raccoon does after rummaging through your trash. Someone being gross and is an unflattering drunk. Bangs a lot of dudes.
Anja and Danielle are straight trash mongerers because they bop around and bang dudes.
trash mongerer by trashmong101 June 18, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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