"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a
cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my
door"
"My word, Bessie
whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"