romford 

as a so called 'greebo' by the person mentioned above, i would also stand up for romford and for the 'greebos', we really arnt the ones lowering the tone of the place...or the ones slagging it off (there are far worse places in essex!)

...r.i.p. secrets....

romford by Trig March 3, 2005

Romford 

The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.

"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2

Romford by OD Smith January 31, 2009

Romford Motorbike 

A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.

This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.

Romford Motorbike by TrashmanUK February 8, 2019

Romford Hold 

A local town located in east London renowned for its plane enthusiasts. When a plane is on approach to London Heathrow, it is often put into a holding pattern at around 12000 feet above romford.

Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.

Jamie: "Have you seen Mark anywhere recently I haven't seen him in a while?"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"

Romford Hold by battlefield19422 April 30, 2013

Romford Handshake 

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

Romford Handshake by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

Romford loo 

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin

Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks

Romford loo by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022

Romford Rat 

A person from Romford, Essex who looks like a rat.

Person A: Oh, you know Harry is from Romford!
Person B: I always knew he was a Romford Rat.

Romford Rat by youdrewstars July 12, 2024