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mind grapes 

From 30 Rock:

Jack: Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him, because he squeezes the sweetest juice out of his workers’ mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jack: No, it doesn’t, does it. I wrote it down in the middle of the night.
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Tracy (to writers): What else is on my mind grapes?
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Tracy (to Kenneth): I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.
mind grapes by 30 Rock November 6, 2007
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mind grapes 

Another term for the mind or the brain. Made popular by the TV show, 30 Rock.
Jack: (Practicing for a charity dinner) Jack Welch has such unparalleled management skills they named Welch's Grape Juice after him because he squeezes the Swedish juice out of his workers' mind grapes.

Liz: That doesn't even make sense.

Tracy: What else? What else is on my mind grapes?
mind grapes by Phil F. November 1, 2007

mindgrapes 

An idiosyncratic phrase simply meaning one's mind.
"I got something on my mindgrapes I need to talk to you about."

-Tracy Morgan's charachter on the TV show, "30 Rock"
mindgrapes by Justin Bland November 7, 2007

mindgrapes 

Mindgrapes refers to your brain thinking.
Tracy Jordan has supple mindgrapes.
mindgrapes by Connie Silverville March 23, 2009

mindrapesions 

the act of your senses being completely destroyed via insane illusions. illusion, rape, gauge
that mindrapesions left my brain in a mushy goopy substance leaking out of my ears, but yet i still wanted more. cosby sweater, dirty sanchez
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