When a guy is playing is playing Minecraft and his dick gets sucked. It is also proven that when getting mineblown that you are more likely to find gold, diamonds, and sometimes emeralds in Minecraft.

Jack: Hey Brittany give me head while I play Minecraft.
Brittany: You want to be mineblown?
Jack: Yes.

*15 min later*
(Jack phone Trevor)
Jack: I just got mineblown!
Trevor: You are my hero.

Mineblown by Paazy August 17, 2012

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Mineblox Rocraft Edition

This is true cringe.

Mineblox Rocraft Edition is bad

Mineblox Rocraft Edition by mlg bob 2.0 May 27, 2018

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Minebloxian

An intellectual in which indulges both Minecraft & Roblox

My Dad: "You're fucking gay"
Me: "Actually Dad, I'm a Minebloxian."
My Dad: "O shit, nvm."

Minebloxian by BlameThePuggie February 13, 2018

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minceology

To mince about, being a wimp and a lazy ass

Carl Bwitton likes to practice minceology a lot by being a lazy shit and mince about in the mail room

minceology by Steve Mayne August 7, 2006

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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