When a guy is playing is playing Minecraft and his dick gets sucked. It is also proven that when getting mineblown that you are more likely to find gold, diamonds, and sometimes emeralds in Minecraft.
Jack: Hey Brittany give me head while I play Minecraft.
Brittany: You want to be mineblown?
Jack: Yes.
*15 min later*
(Jack phone Trevor)
Jack: I just got mineblown!
Trevor: You are my hero.
The act of hearing, seeing, feeling, smelling and tasting something so amazing, your mind will be blown away. Primarily shown as images to show the greatness of mind=blown.
Used mostly in internet message boards and chats when an individual shares an post/message of something deemed as mind blowing. Can also be used as a term for sarcasm when posting/chating to make an individual the butt of a joke.
A gigantic orgasm so powerful that it sends shockwaves through the Earth, causing it to break in half, make nuclear bombs go off, and cause a nuclear fallout thus making Semen World. Welcome to paeradise...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!