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Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
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microchip 

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

micro console buyer man 

Scott the woz
Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro-dating 

when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person
Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings

Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
micro-dating by ybtfny July 13, 2019

Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.
Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.
Micro-American by JRKJR October 24, 2009

micro depression 

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad
-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"
micro depression by Dplkrz February 16, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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