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Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
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microchip 

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)
Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates
microchip by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

micro console buyer man 

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

micro-dating 

when you’re not exclusively dating someone but intermittently experience sentimental moments with a special person
Linda: Last night Topher and I went to the park and he pushed me on the swings

Tiffany: OMG are you guys together
Linda: No we’re just micro-dating but maybe one day he will wife me up
micro-dating by ybtfny July 13, 2019

Micro-American

An American citizen deviod of height. A midget, shorty, leprechaun, gnome or munchkin.
Before the Fall of 2009 Micro-Americans were commonly refered to asmidgets or little people.
Micro-American by JRKJR October 24, 2009

micro depression 

The little sadness that lives in all of us.
Everyone is sad then and when, it is probably just a micro depression.

In other words: the small sad
-"You woke up suicidal today"
-"Nothing off the usual micro depression"
micro depression by Dplkrz February 16, 2021