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A Million Bajillion Dollars 

The story of a man quitting gambling before he got the dimaonds so the idamonds he didnt get but the other guy was minign also and he was going to the diamonds so he got the million bajillion dollars and not the other guy cuz he quit.
Don't quit now! Otherwise you'll miss the opportunity to get a million bajillion dollars!!!

A million billion 

The biggest number ever. Not even infinity plus one reaches its magnitude.
Dustin: I drank so much beer last night, I think I set a new world record.
David: How much did you have?
Dustin: A million billion.
Andrew: You had five you dumb shit.
A million billion by Paul da Wall November 26, 2007

230 million billion 

Hym "230 million billion. Obviously."
230 million billion by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

twenty billion million

someone who takes things too far
Michael Stoliar pulled a twenty billion million
twenty billion million by Vlad October 13, 2004

Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B) 

The Million Dollar Billionaires is an elite group of igorant educated muhfuckas who's sole purposes in life are to become million dollar billionaires and to ball outrageous. These young men are ballaholics who love the dough more than you know.

Established at the Boston Latin School in 2003 the founding father's of the Million Dollar Billionaires were Mo Money, Old Ass Man aka F.I.A, and Caesar Leo. The group was established while the ballaholics were posted in the home of Old Ass Man.

They live by the saying "We madd ignant yo!!!"

Current members include:
P-Cutta, Killa Cam, Dirty Jay, Black and Gigabyte.
If you want to be a part of the Million Dollar Billionaires (M$B) you gotta be ballin or have some chance of ballin eventually.

M$B wannabe:"Ay, ay yo you fittin to fuck wit dem million dollar billionaires?"

Hater:"Fuck naw, those niggas are corny as shit."

M$B wannabe:"Word to mother those million dollar niggas got solid gold underwear."

Hater:"Fuck those niggas, they aint got shit."

(Million Dollar Billionaires walk in and drop there pants.)

M$B:"We madd ignant yo!!!"

Hater:"Damn those niggas is ignant, but they do have gold underwear though."

billion million

"There are a billion million objects in the universe."
billion million by hydorus shui October 3, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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