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When youre a cow but you are also a bot.
When you get thrown out of an air lock by a giraffe you know you’re a milkaru.
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MilkFirster 

It's like a Flat Earther, except it's freaky people that pour the milk into the bowl prior to the cereal. These people are often also Flat Earther.
Turns out Charlie Manson was a Milkfirster. Not a surprise, is it?
MilkFirster by AnonymousCheese November 20, 2017

Milkarrhea 

The sudden feeling of a need to go diarrhea directly after drinking milk. (Possibly due to lactose intolerance.)
Woa...Y'all go on without me. That milkshake was awesome but now I've got like major milkarrhea probs.
Milkarrhea by nowayway February 28, 2009

milkarupp 

When a man ejaculates in someones mouth and then makes them laugh so hard that the semen comes out of their nose.
Example 1: "Hey girl, wanna get a milkarupp?"

Example 2: "After we have dinner, I'm gonna start milkarupping her."

Example 3: "I went her house and I milkarupped her!"
milkarupp by hernybern March 18, 2024

Moo moo milkaroo

This Dylan John McGuire I have 2 cute dogs
Moo moo milkaroo

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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