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milf mag 

Dude I just got this new MILF mag, its so kick ass!!
milf mag by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
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Milf Magnet

A guy in his late teens or early twenties who always seems to attract milfs or actively seeks them out.
"Wow Ryan sure is a milf magnet."
Milf Magnet by Zornlover234567 December 26, 2021

milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
milf magic by basedmp3 January 27, 2021

Milf Magnet

A male 18-25 that is typically considered the "nice guy" and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. These are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20's wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.
"all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet..."
Milf Magnet by earple1 March 18, 2015

Milf maggan 

A milf who has sex with people below 18 years. Pretty deap and love her sons stud on her face. She like bbc's but her sons stud i very small. Milf maggan always fucking.
- Vem ringer du då?
- MILF MAGGAN
Milf maggan by Ilovemaggan May 16, 2018

Milf of Magnesia 

A sexually desirable middle-aged woman, usually with kids, who inserts one or more of her fingers into her younger lover's rectum during sexual intercourse.
That Milf of Magnesia stuck her thumb in my ass!
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