mike-san 

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..

Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.

mike-san by -lul June 26, 2018

mike sano

Mike sano, is a person with no IQ. His penis size is never over 4cms and dates girl 20 times under his age. He also like to pretend to be a girl and walk in the girls bathrooms.

Ugh you are so a Mike sano

mike sano by Travis spoon May 11, 2018

mike sans 

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

mike sans by Mike sans October 30, 2017

mike tyson sandwich 

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.

When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line

mike tyson sandwich by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009

Sandwich Mike 

When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.

Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*

Sandwich Mike by LooseGears May 23, 2013