migroine 

An ache in the lower region caused by a build up of sexual tension

The thought of her gives me a migroine

migroine by nwelham October 5, 2008

migraine farmer 

A really tough course or other brain-torturing exercise, eg programming, advanced calculus or effective ventriloquism. Symptoms include poverty due to the rising cost of Advil and long hours crying and asking "Why the hell did I enroll in this?" to random strangers on the street.

Example 1

Tom: There goes Luke again. Ever since he went into advanced computer programming, he's been literally insane.

Jerry: Yeah, that course is a migraine farmer all right.

Example 2

Man, ever since I started trying to imitate Jeff Dunham, I've realized how much of a migraine farmer ventriloquism is! How does he do it?

migraine farmer by ABeefyRhino November 16, 2009

Migraine 

Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts

Clique member: "I-I-I-I've got a migraine, and my pain will range from up down and sideways."
Normal person: "Oh yeah dude migraines suck."
Clique member: "No you don't understand."

Migraine by Ayeeeeeeeboss September 4, 2016

Migraine 

/'mî,grän/
(Noun)

It's you defending in suspense,
you suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examinant
That's represented best by your depressing thoughts.

TØP Fan: "I've got a migraine..."
Normal Person: Aw, dude I'm sorry.
TØP Fan: No, I'm just singing tf?

Migraine by MarshTheTransBoy December 17, 2017

Migraine 

A headache from a grain of spirit that is louder than all the others .

He had a terrible migraine

Migraine by Lane Diamond March 3, 2017

Doordash migraine 

When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .

Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine

Doordash migraine by alphamaledoer69 July 13, 2021

migraine 

A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.

1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.

migraine by aldwardo November 22, 2006