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mighty horned
A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fucking…fucks…….what the actual hell my dude!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned
Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!
Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
mighty horned by Bro Jake March 22, 2023
Mighty Hobbit Kock
Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.
Mighty Hobbit Kock by Chiefton123 September 15, 2010
mighty-hawk
Is a pretty young nurseboy from the British Empire.
Frequents many gay internet sites.
Likes the Irish for some bizarre reason.
Frequents many gay internet sites.
Likes the Irish for some bizarre reason.
mighty-hawk by Jafin February 17, 2010
Mighty Hands
this term refers to peaple who have creepy artistic aesthetic hands with so long thin fingers and perfect shape of nails ...
Mighty Hands by xEDELRICX June 13, 2019
The Mighty Hole
The greatest hole in the world, normally located between the lower cheeks. Perfect for the dick. All the guys want it, all the girls want to have it. Perfect. ;)
- "Dude, why didn't you call me back last night?"
-"Sorry dude, my girl finally unlocked The Mighty Hole"
-"Sorry dude, my girl finally unlocked The Mighty Hole"
The Mighty Hole by wafflebp January 8, 2012
The mighty hole
I shoved mah cawk in tha bitches mighty hole
Honestly that bitches mighty hole is deep and dark
I love the smell of the mighty hole
Bitch c'mere and let me shove that thang in yo mighty hole
Honestly that bitches mighty hole is deep and dark
I love the smell of the mighty hole
Bitch c'mere and let me shove that thang in yo mighty hole
The mighty hole by IAmVeryGoodAtDis December 7, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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