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mighty horned 

A state of being in which someone is absolutely bricked up but it is ferocious and timid. It’s so solid to the point of zero control and it cannot be adjusted to hide it. It just be and there is only one thing you can say when everyone in your family and workplace and public place sees it.
Trish: oh…my….fuckingfucks…….what the actual hell my dude!

Terry towels jr.: I’m mighty horned

Trish (and everyone else present in unison): Ohhhh word! He is simply mighty horned and there’s nothing that can be done!

Bobby slacks: ITS MARCH MADNESS!! Zooooooops and slooooops ñëyuoirnes!
mighty horned by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Mighty Hobbit Kock

Based in Norfolk, Virginia, he is the leader of the illusive HK Army, a small group of flamboyantly gay hobbits that live on the south side of The Shire.
Hey is that Matt?

Nah, Dude, thats the Mighty Hobbit Kock.
Mighty Hobbit Kock by Chiefton123 September 15, 2010

mighty-hawk

Is a pretty young nurseboy from the British Empire.

Frequents many gay internet sites.

Likes the Irish for some bizarre reason.
OMG U GUYZ, I got totally mighty-hawk last night
mighty-hawk by Jafin February 17, 2010

Mighty Hands 

this term refers to peaple who have creepy artistic aesthetic hands with so long thin fingers and perfect shape of nails ...
OH look at his beautiful hands , he is a MIGHTY HANDS .
Mighty Hands by xEDELRICX June 13, 2019

The Mighty Hole 

The greatest hole in the world, normally located between the lower cheeks. Perfect for the dick. All the guys want it, all the girls want to have it. Perfect. ;)
- "Dude, why didn't you call me back last night?"

-"Sorry dude, my girl finally unlocked The Mighty Hole"
The Mighty Hole by wafflebp January 8, 2012

The mighty hole 

I shoved mah cawk in tha bitches mighty hole

Honestly that bitches mighty hole is deep and dark

I love the smell of the mighty hole

Bitch c'mere and let me shove that thang in yo mighty hole
I love the mighty hole when it stank