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a guy with a huge cock who isnt queer at all, he's an alpha male who has a tone of bitches on his dick. he's what you would call a pussy magnet
person #1: whos that
person #2: thats mielo he has a big shlong and ISNT GAY
person #1 (who is a woman): gah daym *eyes pop out nd beat, mouth open dribbling and shit*
mielo by not mielo. nope not him February 1, 2023

The Melon Man 

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
The Melon Man by anonymous October 12, 2020

melon man 

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
melon man by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020

Louisiana swamp melon 

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
Louisiana swamp melon by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Melodeath 

shortcut of Melodic-Death Metal music.
Person 1: what's ur favorite melodeath band?
Person 2: I like Arch Enemy \m/
Melodeath by ShockLtd August 22, 2011

Shawtys like a melody 

That I can’t keep out got me singing like

Shawtys like a melody