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Midwestastic

A person who is unabashedly Midwestern (not limited to a geographical area) lacking knowledge of or an appreciation for culture and instead embracing the non-culture and conformity of big box store consumerism, having highlighted hair with roots that desperately need fixing, and adopting a Bath and Body Works scent as her 'signature' scent.

Root words: Midwestern and fantastic...as in, fantastically tacky!
Perpetrators are commonly found in rural areas of Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and northern Kentucky.
You might be Midwestastic if...
...you have worn a tiara over the age of 5 and you are NOT a real princess.
...Olive Garden is fine Italian cuisine.
...your hair looks like Kate Gosselin's old hairstyle.
...you wore baby's breath in your hair to a school dance.
...your family eats cheesy hashbrown casserole at family dinners.
...you collect Longaberger baskets, Vera Bradley purses, Boyd's Bears, or really...if you collect anything.
...you or someone you know got Glamour shots taken at the mall.
...your iPod is a hodgepodge of country songs and rappers. wtf?
...everyone in town knows the local high school's football team's record...for the last three years.
and the list goes on and on...
Midwestastic by Katie from IL January 7, 2011

Midtastic 

“The rave after party was MIDTASTIC.”
Midtastic by Jenzified Designz October 1, 2023

Mingtastic 

A girl that is a minger therefore very ugly but has a nice personality......
Dude, that lass is so mingtastic.....
Mingtastic by Oliver Webster November 28, 2003

Miketastic 

Cool ass mofo, future millionaire, gets all the mad pussies! that's why he's fantastic!!
"Is that Miketastic? Yeah, it is! Yo, Ima clout chase ya!"
Miketastic by Not Miketastic June 8, 2021

Mingetastic

A word used to describe a female so horrifically minging she's indescribable..!!
That bird's mingetastic.. It should only take John 3 pints then he would..!!
Mingetastic by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003

Mingetastic Elevator 

An elevator that looks very much like a minge. This elevator only allows the rider to be taken home for two pounds, no other destination. You can ride it now or ride it later. If the rider is feeling thirsty, there are refreshments at the bar.
Mingetastic Elevator.This minge is goddamn crazy.