midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

midget tits by UMLSTG December 19, 2006

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midgetits

Small boobs, tits of midget proportions.

Dave: Dude, Jessica has a nice ass!
Jason: Id tap that!
Dave: She does have midgetits though...
Jason: Oh, that is a turnoff.

midgetits by Alsexy June 1, 2009

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Midgettitus

The disease of being short or small

Hey that guy must suffer from midgettitus

Midgettitus by mvh and bung January 11, 2012

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Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

Midgettits by Damadar July 17, 2006

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Midgettism

The act of being midget

That girl has midgettism

Midgettism by m198493iygdbd April 21, 2025

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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