midget

Crowded elevators smell different to these people

Crowded elevators, believe me

by Bouf October 13, 2004

midget

mid grade marijuana

Yo you know where I can get any midget?

by livelovesmoke April 16, 2009

midget

1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.
2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

This is what I think the height categories are (men):
5'1" or under Midget
5'2"-5'3" Very Short
5'4"-5'5" Short
5'6"-5'7" On the short side
5'8"-5'9" Not that tall
5'10"-5'11" On the tall side
6'-6'2" Tall
6'3"-6'4" Very Tall
6'5"+ Giant

by Dr. Bob April 07, 2004

midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010

midget

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

by Sergio Galindo February 10, 2008

midget

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

by reveal September 21, 2007

midget

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004