jewcakes44's definitions

midget

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010

midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010

page 69

the page on which a penis drawing is always present in a school textbook

my spanish book. Why is mickey mouse masterbating on page 69?

by jewcakes44 February 16, 2010

rubber ducky

the act of receiving a blowjob while the condom is on the receiver's penis.

The rubber refers to the condom, and the ducky refers to the woman ducking in a bj giving motion.

HAHA you only received a rubber ducky because your girlfriend is christian.

by jewcakes44 November 27, 2011