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Midgesexual 

Attracted to midgets in a sexual fashion.
Wow! Rob is quite the midgesexual lately.
Midgesexual by Tony Blavis October 19, 2007

Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)
I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩
Mikesexual by Bigboypants March 11, 2021

Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'
"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

midsexual 

1. A gender where there is unoticable definition between male and female. A midsexual individual is characterized by personality and behavioral traits that represent both male and female and his/her/its tendency to be super hilarious.
2. Literaly, being half girl, half boy.
"I think the only trait that defines her as a girl is her period...what a midsexual."
midsexual by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009

Migusexual 

Migusexual means that you simp only for Migu.
B&L:I wanna fuck migu
M:You are migusexual
Migusexual by plmplmplmplm February 12, 2021

MikeSexuals 

Guys usually the ages 35 and up always using Michael Jordan in every argument that doesn’t even involve him at all, Mostly LeBron haters, or people online who never watched Basketball a day in their lives.
Those guys always bring up Michael Jordan in a LeBron conversation. They’re such MikeSexuals
MikeSexuals by FunniestMemeCreator September 9, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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