midgesque

midget-like, not quite short enough to be a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be viewed as a normal looking member of society, a limbo state of height, prevalent in asians, old women, and wrestlers

anyone who is somewhere between the heights of 4'9" and 5'1". you are taller than a legal dwarf but not tall enough to be of normal height. the exact number of inches is not as relevant as a midgesque appearance

by cols31 February 28, 2010

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011

minesque

1) The use of a pickaxe during the coitus procedure.
2) A small and tasty biscuit which is described as sour creamy

Man 1: "Shes dead!"
Man 2: "What!, how?"
Man 1: "she insisted that we tried the minesque tactic tonight"

by Master Rick James September 29, 2006

milfesque

if u see an older woman who you would like to have sexual relations with, you would call that milfesque, since you dont know if she has kids

Damn, that chick is milfesque

by James Dizzle April 26, 2006

midgesus

Midgesus is midget Jesus and he made something called the midget army. His companion and second in command arya is his best friend but he has another second in command and his name is Thomas. Btw this was written by midgesus

Midgesus is the holiest person alive

by Midgesus December 27, 2017

midgestuite

vertically impaired prostituite or in other words a dwarf hoe

last weekend me an me boys picked up a midgestuite

by MrGinge10 September 22, 2010

Midgetesque

adj. When someone is really short but is not technically classified as a midget by the standard of 3'8'' from the Little People of America (LPA). This word is important because it is rare to find someone that is legally a midget, so when you want to make a joke about the short person in the group they don't make it not funny anymore by saying, "Well technically blah blah blah..."

John: You should just get a midget to sit in front of your TV to change the channels

Adam: Dude if I could find one I'd even pay them.

John: You could totally pay Taylor to do that, she's looking for a job

Adam: Yea, she is pretty midgetesque.

John: Is that even a word?

Adam: I don't know, it's probably on Urban Dictionary and if not it will be soon.

*actual facebook conversation*

by whosadam October 4, 2009