mideva

Noun/adverb
-A bald person born in the medieval times and is known for having a speaking disorder

Eg.King Charles was into MIDEVA during his era

.People forget that MIDEVAS cannot speak

by Brain eaters December 7, 2021

The Mideast Beast

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.

Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.

by Jon Snow Lives June 9, 2018

midieval

Incorrect spelling of the word medieval, possibly because the e sounds like a short i.

Bob wrote: Let's dress up like midieval knights!
John wrote: It's medieval, not midieval!

by RabuRabuHotelBot December 21, 2010

midevil

A state of being totally pissed off and out of control.

Back it up chump cuz I am about to get midevil and I won't be held responsible for my actions!

Yeah, bitch keep those words flow'n and I'll give you a mouth full of midevil!

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

mineva

Mineva means that she is and always will be the ultimate BO$$. Nobody stands a chance against her because they will get crushed. If you find a person with this name, you should probably count yourself as lucky.

Mineva is the BO$$

by BO$$ M🅾️DE September 3, 2017

Midvale Middle School

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends

Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school

by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019

Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019