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Noun/adverb
-A bald person born in the medieval times and is known for having a speaking disorder
Eg.King Charles was into MIDEVA during his era

.People forget that MIDEVAS cannot speak
mideva by Brain eaters December 7, 2021
Words you can keep

The Mideast Beast 

(n.) a satirical "news" website that focuses on issues from the middle east and generally tries to shed light on issues in a more detailed and locally-informed manner than other sites.
Wow, The Mideast Beast is killing it with some good laughs about the news.

midieval 

Incorrect spelling of the word medieval, possibly because the e sounds like a short i.
Bob wrote: Let's dress up like midieval knights!
John wrote: It's medieval, not midieval!
midieval by RabuRabuHotelBot December 21, 2010
A state of being totally pissed off and out of control.
Back it up chump cuz I am about to get midevil and I won't be held responsible for my actions!

Yeah, bitch keep those words flow'n and I'll give you a mouth full of midevil!
midevil by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010
Mineva means that she is and always will be the ultimate BO$$. Nobody stands a chance against her because they will get crushed. If you find a person with this name, you should probably count yourself as lucky.
Mineva is the BO$$
mineva by BO$$ M🅾️DE September 3, 2017

Midvale Middle School 

A ghetto school so ghetto that pigs come in the check 11-14 yr. olds for drugs/alcohol. Girls get in cat fights so often that the police come weekly. Immature guys make jokes about dicks whenever the have a chance. Friends report each other for bullying as jokes and end up getting suspended. stupid 7th grade man whores carry condoms in their locker. Kids send nudes to each other in 6th grade. 8th graders are out getting drunk. There are 8th graders who are old enough to drive. Nobody thinks that grades matter but the SALTA kids. This school is pretty trashy. Most of the kids in every grade are either in a gang or just a wannabe or they just gangbang. Most of the females switch up n talk shit. Most of the 8th graders and 7th graders think they all ready the shit and think they cute cute. This school is just a mess you can really only trust the males but as friends
Erick: What school you go to?

Me: A gay ass school Midvale middle school
Midvale Middle School by Ur_mOm43 February 23, 2019

Mideval cock and ball torture 

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.
Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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