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Midieval Bag pipes 

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.
At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

Midieval Bush 

A pubic area that has full grown and ungroomed pubic hair, resembling that of pubic area of an unshowered/ungroomed person during the midieval times (due to a lack of knowledge in the pubic grooming trade).
"Ew, you can tell that girl doesn't shower and has the dirtiest midieval bush!"

"No, I would not go down on Cate Blanchette in Robin Hood, celebrity or not, during that era she definately had a midieval bush."

"I've been backpacking for 2 weeks now, I'm starting to get a midieval bush."
Midieval Bush by gongshowhost April 13, 2011

go midieval 

as in Pulp Fiction when one character threatens to "go midieval on yo' ass" after that character has sodomized him.
go midieval by doctor2long July 7, 2009

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

get medieval 

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."
get medieval by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005

Im a sucker for medieval castles

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."