micropwnis
micropwnis by I’m a confederate nigger February 15, 2021
Micropenis
Micropenis by Mr small potato December 17, 2017
Micropenis
A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.
Micropenis by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019
Micropenis
Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!
Micropenis by t1na November 14, 2005
Micropenis
A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.
Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*
Micropenis by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020
micropanic
to be overcome by a sudden fear only to realize seconds later that the issue is small or nonexistent.
I responded to my coworker's email with a dirty joke and had a micropanic when I thought I had selected "reply all" and sent to my boss as well. I quickly realized I had only sent it to her.
I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
I noticed my wedding ring missing on my finger this morning and had a mircopanic at work thinking I lost it, but was okay a second later when I realized I just had left it at home.
micropanic by meltoddy August 7, 2009
macropenis
The medical condition of having an abnormally large penis.
95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
95% of adult males fall within the interval 10.7 cm/4.23 in and 19.1 cm/7.53 in when erect.
The opposite of micropenis (the medical condition of having an abnormally small penis)
A penis too large poses many health risks both vaginally and anally. For instance, some short-term damages include the possibility of the cervix becoming bruised from deep penetration or vaginal and anal fissures.
It has been associated with higher risk for sex injury (penile fracture) and infections for the person with the condition.
Other terms : macrophallus, megalophallus, megalopenis, megaphallus, megapenis
Jonah Falcon (man known for claiming to have the biggest penis measuring 13.5 inches)
Unlike the popular belief that adult content and media instills in us, having a macropenis is not that great, neither for me nor my partner, the bigger the merrier is a myth.
macropenis by Johnwick98 August 25, 2021
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hobo loko
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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