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micronesians

Pacific Islanders from the Micronesian region (FSM, Palau, Marshall Islands, Marianas) who are hardworking, generous, helpful and will willingly agree to assist their fellow micronesian, even when it comes to fighting, BUT will only resort to violence if they feel threatened or discriminated against. Although Micronesians work hard, they also enjoy living a laid back, "go with the flow" kind of lifestyle. Because of that, it might be the reason why Micronesians are also one of the most misunderstood race, especially the Micronesians residing in Hawaii and in Guam, where they are sometimes labelled as "gangster wannabes" , "beggars", or "thieves".
Man 1: Dude, what do you got against us Micronesians?
Man 2: You guys are lazy, most of you guys are usually drunk, and you guys are stealing money out of our pockets...
Man 1: Have you been to anywhere in Micronesia before?
Man 2: No..
Man 1: Then why so judgmental?
Man 2: Because of all the negative news about you people...
Man 1: So you judging us because of a few bad eggs? Ok, you know what? If you can prove to me that your race has no alcoholics, no beggars, no drug addicts, and no criminals, I will agrre with you that the Micronesians are bad people and that we should be ashamed of who we are...
Man 2: ...
micronesians by MicroBoii691 October 21, 2012

Micronesian Mahi Mahi 

a short but fat micronesian chick and her pussy smells like dead dog and her flaps is like my earlobes.
i just ate out a micronesian mahi mahi.

Micronesia 

A group of islands in the Pacific next to Polynesia and Melanesia meaning "small islands."
consists of the Republic of Palau, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands, Republic of the Marshall Islands, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, etc....
Micronesia by DanguMofo December 7, 2012

Micronesia 

A pacific islands and they are fighters if u mess with them or including family,they will beat ur ass they are fast and have talent and if u mess with them too much watch out you’ll get ur ass beat family is everything over there and if u mess wit one u mess with all #riding with my tamalen
Bully:imma get u

Micro:u have to get pass through my fam first

#micronesia
Micronesia by Micro man November 16, 2019

micronesia 

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.
Micronesia is a country.
micronesia by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

micronesian 

black islanders with gold teeth, they are known as gangster posers, they usually live in hawaii, they are thieves; shoplifting, steals free samples etc.
hoooo boy micronesians piss me off big time boo, ima exterminate them after graduating highschool. said ak
micronesian by xXchronic8o8Xx June 14, 2009

Micronesia 

This country in the Pacific Ocean is well know to be the greatest economy as of 2022 surpassing the USA in march it is also home to more than three people
I am going to visit Micronesia tomorrow
Micronesia by Gerard lecorde July 30, 2022
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