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Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)
I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩
Mikesexual by Bigboypants March 11, 2021
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Mikesexual

A sexual orientation wherein someone experiences attraction towards those with the name 'Mike'
"Sorry, I am not interested in you, David. I am mikesexual."

Mickey Sexual 

It’s like being straight one day or gay the other. You can also be anything you want, like a soda can. It’s not a phase.
Person 1- “bro i’m feeling like a sticky note.”
Person 2- “well i’m feeling a bit pan.”
Person 1- “omg you’re mickey sexual too?”
Mickey Sexual by .mickeysexual September 7, 2019

Monkeysexual

Monkeysexual is where you are sexually attracted to monkeys of any gender.
Arthur: Are you Demisexual?
Kai: Yes
Finn: Are you Monkeysexual?
Monqe: Yes I am sexually attracted to monkeys
Monkeysexual by Monqe June 7, 2021

MikeSexuals 

Guys usually the ages 35 and up always using Michael Jordan in every argument that doesn’t even involve him at all, Mostly LeBron haters, or people online who never watched Basketball a day in their lives.
Those guys always bring up Michael Jordan in a LeBron conversation. They’re such MikeSexuals
MikeSexuals by FunniestMemeCreator September 9, 2020

Mikesexual

My sexuality is Mikesexual
Mikesexual by mikesexual March 19, 2020
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