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michail antonio 

Hes got the biggest shlong in the Premier league and forever will don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Firthyy: Big Dick himself Michail Antonio ; biggest duck in the Premier league !
Safwan : say less
michail antonio by Firthyy December 6, 2021

Michail Antonio 

Mister Bigdick himself, Michail Antonio, he has the biggest dick in this team, he has the biggest dick in the Premier league, he has the biggest dick in world football! OOFFFSSS!
Mister bigdick Michail Antonio OOOOOOOFSSSS

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017

Michael Mell 

Michael Mell is a pure gay boy from the Musical Be More Chill

We don't speak of the Michael Mell from the book
Michael Mell is the best male in Be More Chill, change my mind.
Michael Mell by MilesWritesShit November 9, 2018