Mister Bigdick himself, Michail Antonio, he has the biggest dick in this team, he has the biggest dick in the Premier league, he has the biggest dick in worldfootball! OOFFFSSS!
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a JoelMichael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.
His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.