Mexican cock
Mexican cock by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017
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Mexican Cock Fight
where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
Mexican Cock Fight by John Hancokck October 26, 2013
Mexican Cock Sneeze
First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.
Can also be used as a derogatory term.
Can also be used as a derogatory term.
Mexican Cock Sneeze by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010
mexican cocktail
mexican cocktail by cmja August 24, 2006
Mexican Cocktail Sauce
The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.
More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.
More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.
Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!
Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!
Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!
Mexican Cocktail Sauce by blacklotusup May 12, 2010
mexican cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
mexican cockroach by creeper911 January 16, 2011
Mexican-Molotov cocktail
This cocktail refers to a trinity of three Mexican superpower cleaning agents: Ajax, bleach, and Fabuloso.
After all my family left, I whipped out the Mexican-Molotov cocktail and did some ferocious cleaning.
Mexican-Molotov cocktail by Subie Chica October 27, 2018
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