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Mexican cock 

A shot with vodka black berry brandy and monster energy and dawn Morrison watching
Let's take some shots of Mexican cock
Mexican cock by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017
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Mexican Cock Fight 

where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
Mexican Cock Fight by John Hancokck October 26, 2013

Mexican Cock Sneeze 

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.
She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

mexican cocktail

to have anal sex using icy hot as lube
that girl cryed after a mexican cocktail
mexican cocktail by cmja August 24, 2006

Mexican Cocktail Sauce 

The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.

More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.
Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!

Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!

mexican cockroach 

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
mexican cockroach by creeper911 January 16, 2011

Mexican-Molotov cocktail 

This cocktail refers to a trinity of three Mexican superpower cleaning agents: Ajax, bleach, and Fabuloso.
After all my family left, I whipped out the Mexican-Molotov cocktail and did some ferocious cleaning.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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