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old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
old as methuselah by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010

methuselah 

somebody who's really, really old... "older than dirt" old
Timmy's grandad is named Methuselah!
methuselah by Super Guy February 20, 2004

Methuselah 

A fictitious race of Vampires from the show Trinity Blood. They are named Methuselah's after the Biblical man of the same name who lived to almost a thousand years.
Methuselah's are vampires; Terrans are regular humans.
Methuselah by DannoRly December 15, 2007

older than methuselah

someone or something that is really old.
gramps is still alive? Damn he's older than methuselah

Blessed by Methuselah 

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

methuselah 

the undescribable coolness.
don't forget about the methuselah!
methuselah by Lando July 12, 2003