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methgyver

When a tweaker who is given a problem and then cleverly comes up with a solution so ingenious, it absolutely destroys a sober person's world. They are said to have channeled MethGyver, MacGyver's awake cousin.
Reginald totally methgyvered that hole in the roof.
by Sir Dillybar October 5, 2022
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Methversation

A loud, frantic conversation between one or more tweakers, generally taking place around 3 am, or at any other goddam hour of the day or night.
Tweaker A and Tweaker B had the loudest methversation last night, arguing obnoxiously about who drank the last Code Red.
by swheydoename October 10, 2018
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methguyver

Someone who can make the coolest contraptions while high on meth.
Brandon and I got spun all day and the whole time he was making some brilliant smoking devices. What a Methguyver
by Brandom82 December 19, 2020
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Methdiversiam

A drug criticized to the point of illegitimate discredit by a small percentage of discriminators in government who are uninformed but spread the lies of the information they smear users with to the point where it is a rumor . Leaving the already misdiagnosed 'Methdiversiam' user to be among murderers. Forcing l users to admit they have a addiction or face the unfair sentence. This way you get re confirmed through the drug agencies these people have a problem and create a surplus of overpriced drug classes again placing the 'Methdiversiam' users in the category with drunk drivers. If they were not forced to take the deal these classes would not even exist or anyone attend. These places already existed no one used their services. Classifying users again as people who need psychiatric help. Classes based around helping people quit but nothing to help them with what they are blamed for . You use the user to seek help they don't need , give the people the help they do need. It is your failure! Have pharmaceutical justify your cause then why don't you justify it Give people the drugs for as little as they cost to produce then you can legitimately distinguish their problems the poor have. With what they have spent their money on consider the true derogatory effects the truth.

"Look at that bum damn what 'Methdiversiam" does to people trash digging derelicts" I
"If they get busted with 'Methdiversiam' we will not let them have a range of jobs and then we will say they don't work"
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by abominmind December 1, 2013
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Methverse

This term is a combination word derived from methamphetamine and universe conjoining.

Known as common slang for identifying the large growing group of individuals who are associated with methamphetamine use. The public perception on this group of stigmatized-stereotype’s lifestyle is strictly influenced by meth. The statics and logistics confirms this group of people is a metaphorical yet totally real universe within the universe based society. Methverse natives have a unique language even. It’s based on languages considered to be a regions primary language, but with differentiating meaning ultimately leading to a fuzzy interpretation for people outside the methverse. A few predominant components that implement the methverse language include fluffing a topic to convey vague, broken dialog, which assists in platform based either auditory, perceptual, or optical illusion to perplex someone, not of the methverse, of understanding methverse context. The use of provocative/vulgar slang with no traditional derived value and Off the wall references are also very common in the constant vernacularly changing methverse. Acknowledging Methverse as a universe/dimension rather than just a s community/society was necessary. Establishing a name for this universe was something that had to be done.
1) Everyday after my job in the real world I’m always eager to go back to the methverse where i feel at ease and comfortable with who I am.

2) Those no good junkies may not ever find their way back from methverse.

3) Nothing within the methverse is as it seems, requiring someone with strength to be considered a soldier of the Methverse.

4) Yo when I was fighting my way out of methverse I struggled the most with knowing I could never return.

5) Giving genuine advice to the public; it’s in your best interest to never seek the methverse. Good quality of life isn’t an option there. You’re either a prisoner or a visitor soon to become prisoner.
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Methguyver

A low life scum bag meth head who thinks he’s some kind of trash engineer
Douche bag methguyver
by Scarletyoung December 2, 2021
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